Steven's 19th Birthday

by Molly
(J, NC, USA)

Molly says:
Steven is 19 years old and was born on April 7th 1991. He loves to be the center of attention: friendly, outgoing, loveable, giraffe.

Tom's response:

Steven's 19th Birthday

By Tom Mulhern

When Steven decided to turn nineteen
Everyone got together and made a big scene

Which suits him just fine, for he loves to be
Right in the middle of a wild par-ty

Where he tends to stand out, because he’s so . . . lovable
Not to mention outgoing and exceedingly sociable

Though some have been known to call him a giraffe
Steven’s the one who gets the last laugh

When height-challenged friends have to stand on a chair
Steven can easily reach way . . . up . . . THERE!

Molly from a town that starts with a “J”
In the state of NC, in the U.S. of A.

Would like to wish Steven, in a poetic kind of way
An incredibly happy nineteenth birthday.

© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Happy Birthday, Steven!