Silly Love Poems
What could be sillier than seeking a true love based on their ability to sing? Luckily, our romantic demonstrates a practical willingness to compromise. By Tom Mulhern When I fall in love I’d like it to be With someone who sings in harmony Our hearts and voices, pure and free Blended for eternity But if my beloved has more money than me I’ll accept singing that’s slightly off-key. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com An honest misunderstanding leads to a slightly different experience than expected in the next love poem. By Tom Mulhern I thought he said her name was Helen With a face that launched a thousand ships It turns out her name is Ellen With a face that munched a thousand chips. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com And what, one may ask, was Ellen’s perspective on the blind date described above? This next poem may provide a clue. By Tom Mulhern She racked her brain Trying to explain Why the sparks Refused to flame Then the truth bitter Suddenly hit her: His terminal malady Was his personality. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com As the following demonstrates, not all funny love poetry is entirely a matter of the heart. Our suitor offers a candid assessment of his beloved. By Tom Mulhern With sweetness she received A heaping double batch Pity that she didn’t get Intelligence to match. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com This will take you back to the Real-Funny-Poems home page.
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