Short Valentine Poems
Short Valentine poems that are just the right size for a card, love note, text message, or (if you write really small) cake decoration. I suppose you could also spell them out with chocolates or rose petals if you wanted to, but that might be a bit much.
Here’s one that proposes a mutually-beneficial arrangement. Who knows what could happen?
| | Misery Loves Company, But Happiness Gets to Dance
By Tom Mulhern
Will you come with me to the sweetheart dance?
If you say yes, then there might be a chance
That instead of just sitting on the sideline
We'll each get to dance with a special Valentine.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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A short Valentine poems offering for those who have learned the hard way that the Valentine flame may not burn for long.
| | Not Such Great Expectations
By Tom Mulhern
Today please be my Valentine
And I promise not to whine
When we get to the part
Where you leave and break my heart.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Sometimes short Valentine poems have to bend the rules of grammar in order to be sufficiently succinct. This next one is a case in point.
| | First Choice
By Tom Mulhern
A heart-shaped box and a red, red rose
Small gifts I hope my love for you shows
And I don't care if the whole world knows
You're the very best Valentine anyone could have chose.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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This may come as a surprise, but limericks provide a great format for funny Valentines Day poems. Here’s one that requires a bit of participation on your part. It’s a real gas.
| | Valentine Limerick
By Tom Mulhern
There was a young damsel whose heart
Was pierced by Cupid's swift dart
She proceeded to engage
A man twice her age
Saying "I really do love the old ______."
(fill in your own term of endearment)
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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This next poem offers a more positive and hopeful outlook on the whole Valentine experience.
| | Cosmic Conjunction
By Tom Mulhern
If the stars properly align
Then I could be your Valentine
For when our hearts together get
That would be the best thing yet.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Let’s close out with another positive one. Say it from the heart, and bad grammar and colloquialism be, well, overlooked.
| | Druthers
By Tom Mulhern
Please know that I'd druther
Be with you than another
To be your Valentine
Would be simply divine.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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