Short Funny Love Poems
Short funny love poems that get right to the point, whether the point is “I Love You” or “Baby, We’re Through.” All those verbose Romantic poets to the contrary, there’s no reason to beat around the bush when expressing your true feelings.
And as this first poem demonstrates, it’s always best to get at the real source of those feelings.
| | This Too Will Pass
By Tom Mulhern
I thought I was feeling
Love first-class
But it turned out
To just be gas.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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In some cases, the intensity of love’s grip can be influenced by other factors. Such as:
| | Works For Me
By Tom Mulhern
My true love is geeky and acts a bit funny
Which I overlook ‘cause he’s got lots of money.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Parents are a ready source of advice about the path to true love. For some reason, however, most children do not see their parents as experts on the topic of love.
| | Pithy Parental Pointer
By Tom Mulhern
Long-term relationships take more than heart
Try to fall in love with somebody smart.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The ship of love sometimes runs aground because it’s being steered in different directions by the key parties. Such is the case in the following short funny love poem.
| | Both Headed For A Letdown
By Tom Mulhern
A love that will last is what she hopes to find
Alas, he has something less durable in mind.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The heroine in the above poem may find that the following poem comes in handy.
| | It’s Tough To Say Good-By
By Tom Mulhern
To write this farewell verse to you
Has taken a lot of work
There really aren’t that many
Words that rhyme with jerk.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Here’s a poem that takes simile a little deeper than should probably be the case (I may have my poetic license revoked for this one).
| | Don’t Just Blow This Off
By Tom Mulhern
Love is like a rose
And sort of like a nose
It’s OK to sniff it
But don’t try to pick it.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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