Short Cute Love Poems
Short cute love poems that are just the right size for a brief note – or a long text message – to your beloved. A few of these are somewhat sweeter than most of the poems you’ll find on this site – user discretion is advised.
To that end, here is a less-than-ironclad guarantee regarding the romantic efficacy of the following poems:
| | Conditional Guarantee
By Tom Mulhern
Short cute love poems
Guaranteed to do the trick
Unless they're too cute
In which case you'll be sick.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Here are a couple of poems that temper the flames of ardor with a flexible practicality.
| | Why Not Both/And?
By Tom Mulhern
Your love is more precious
Than silver or gold
But I'd like all three,
If the truth be told.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Eye Contact
By Tom Mulhern
I could gaze in your eyes
For hours on end
Which might get a bit creepy
And drive us both around the bend.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Next are two short cute love poems about air, and the lack thereof.
| | Oxygen Debt
By Tom Mulhern
If I sometimes seem speechless
With nothing to say
It's because the sight of you
Takes my breath away.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Breathless
By Tom Mulhern
I'm at the mercy of your love
So give me some slack
When you take my breath away
Please give it back.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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If you like the next two short sweet love poems, you may be in deeper than you think.
| | Vapidity in Words
By Tom Mulhern
When I look in your eyes
I just can't believe
What a great life together
We're starting to weave.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Not Compulsory
By Tom Mulhern
I didn't need a push
Or even a shove
When I met you
I knew it was love.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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If you haven’t warmed to these poems yet, try the following:
| | Local Warming
By Tom Mulhern
I'm not sure what it is
That you've got
But whatever it is,
It's definitely hot!
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Radiant Heat
By Tom Mulhern
The place in my heart
That used to be cold
Is nice and warm now
That I've got you to hold.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Here’s one about the true value of love, and another that is an honest ode to the goofy state of being in love.
| | It’s The Love That Counts, Not The Thought
By Tom Mulhern
Whenever I'm down
Your love gives me a lift
Which is worth more than some
Expensive (but tacky) gift.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Critical Analysis
By Tom Mulhern
When I think of you
I just get all gushy
And write these poems
That are sappy and mushy.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Next up are short cute love poems that highlight the emotional impact (and potential hazards) of using comparisons to describe your love.
| | So Who Else Is On There?
By Tom Mulhern
Ever since the day
When we first kissed
I knew that you were
At the top of the list.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Premium Draft
By Tom Mulhern
To be in love
With someone like you
Is even better
Than an ice-cold brew.
(for a different meaning that still works, change the word "than" to "with" in the last sentence)
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Let’s close out with a poem that will work for just about anyone, and another that is based on a more specific context.
| | Easy As . . .
By Tom Mulhern
It feels so natural
I don't have to try
Loving you is
As easy as pie.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Peak Experience
By Tom Mulhern
The night we met
In that red-neck bar
Is the best thing that's happened
To me, so far.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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