Roses Are Red Rhymes
More roses are red rhymes that only need four lines to make you laugh, smile, snort or roll your eyes. You may experience a slightly different set of involuntary physical reactions. If so, don’t blame it on the poems.
Let’s get things off on the right foot with a poem about disgusting refrigerator contents and another about jealousy.
| | Untouchable
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Dalmatians are spotted
That stuff in the frig
Is way beyond rotted.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Royal Pain
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Envy is green
She acts like she thinks
That she is the queen.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The next roses are red rhymes offer olfactory advice and a lament regarding the sudden onset of a bad mood.
| | Deep Breathing
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Violets are blue
To sniff flowers is better
For you than glue.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | The Anti-Lift
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Horses are brown
I was feeling OK
Until you brought me down.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Next up are poems that offer a critical view of her dress and his brains.
| | Looking Dreamy
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Bathrobes are brown
Her new party dress
Looks like a night gown.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | So There
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
The toilet’s out back
He thinks that he’s smart
But he doesn’t know jack.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The next roses are red rhymes are about the rarity of good judgment and the rarity of a particular steak.
| | Uncommon
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Dead flowers turn black
Common sense
Is what he seems to lack.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | You Call This Well-Done?
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
And this steak is too
If it was rarer
I think it would moo.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The following poems express (a) a common household irritant and (b) a question shared by everyone who has ever sought alternative care for back pain.
| | Seeing Pink
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Your hair is now pink
And once again it has
Clogged up the sink.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Check The Fine Print
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
The pain’s in my back
Is he a real doctor
Or some kind of a quack?
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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