Roses Are Red Love Poems
Roses are red love poems that succinctly express their sentiments of love, or (more frequently) the lack thereof. The “I love you so” poems tend to be more sappy than humorous, so I’ll go the other way to stay on theme.
Love is filled with unpredictability, as we see in the first poem. Until it’s over, as we see in the second.
| | Uncertain Odds
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Rainfall is wet
She might say yes
But it’s not a safe bet.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | I Didn’t Like It Anyway
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here’s your ring back
Cause baby we’re through.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The next two roses are red love poems continue the themes of uncertainty and rejection. | | Atchoo!
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
The sky is blue
Your flowers are nice
But I’m allergic to you.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Quality, Not Quantity
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Petunias are pink
How long will love last?
In this case, don’t blink.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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OK, let’s have at least one poem where things seem to be going well, and another where there is room for improvement but things haven’t gone down the tubes yet.
| | Party Time
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
You can’t hold us down
When we’re ready to go
Out on the town.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | I Just Need More Practice
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
You don’t have the knack
That peck of a kiss
Didn’t have much smack.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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In the next poem, the reason for love’s rockiness is (fairly or not) pinned on one party. In the one following, we see how attitude is (nearly) everything in matters of the heart.
| | Used To Be A Princess
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
Donkeys are brown
She acts like a queen
Who’s misplaced her crown.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | No Guarantee
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
My heart longs to link
You are my true love
At least that’s what I think.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The following roses are red poems are, shall we say, somewhat tinged with remorse and relief.
| | Live And Learn
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
My eyes with tears blink
I gave you my heart
Next time I’ll think.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Live And Learn More
By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red
No more crying boo-hoo
My life has new meaning
Since I bid you adieu.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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