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| The Infrequent Bathing Trilogy By Tom Mulhern I. Things Could Have Been Worse (And Were) Back in the day, when I was a lad We used to bathe once a week Which improved upon the youth of my Dad When he claims they bathed in the creek. II. Limited Advantage The best thing about bathing just once a week Is that you rarely had to wash and hang clothes The bad part is that when you started to reek You needed the clothespins for your nose. III. And The Last Shall Be . . . Still Dirty I know we were frugal and yes, times were tough But one thing I found hard to bear As if bathing once a week wasn’t bad enough The same water we all had to share. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com |
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For those of you who are waiting on the allegedly-really funny poems about waiting in the waiting room, well, the wait is over.
| In the Waiting Room By Tom Mulhern In the waiting room I’m spending Minutes I had not planned lending Even if they get on track I won’t get my minutes back. Comforting Words From The Receptionist We’re running a bit behind We hope that you don’t mind But if it troubles you Here’s what you can do You can have your say On this ten-page survey While you sit there stewing Please tell us how we’re doing. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com |
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