Nicki's 26th birthday

by Tami
(WC Missouri)

Tami writes:

Nicki was born June 2nd 1984 and from that day on she has never wanted to sleep -- she is afraid she would miss out on something.

She has a awesome job, and a new car too!!

Nicki is a very loving, giving person, she takes care of everyone else and herself last.

Nicki always tells people she is HOT and she knows it.

Nicki loves NICKELBACK.

She does this one thing that drives me crazy: she checks her front door a bunch of times to make sure it is locked . . .

Tom replies:

Tami, thank you for saying such nice things about Nicki. She sounds like someone we'd all like to have as a friend.

Here is Nicki's poem, which can actually be sung to the tune of the song mentioned in the poem. This would be particularly effective if either of you happen to have a raspy singing voice ala Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.

Nicki’s 26th Birthday
By Tom Mulhern

On the second of June in nineteen eighty-four
Little Nicki couldn't wait to get born and out the door

She decided right away that she just wouldn't sleep
That she'd dive right in, whether shallow or deep

Now she's 26 and she's come a long way
And Tami wants to wish her a happy birthday

We don't know if she hangs out in the coolest bars
But she loves Nickelback, including Rockstar

Her job is awesome and her car in new
She's loving and giving to other people too

Because she doesn't like to be startled or shocked
She checks the door often to make sure it's locked

She says she's hot and she knows it too
And if Nicki says it, then it must be true.

Hey, hey, happy birthday to you
Hey, hey, happy birthday to you.

© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com



Happy Birthday, Nicki!