Margaret's 21st Birthday

by Alicia
(Australia)

Alicia writes:
Margaret is:
-- 21 years old
-- female
-- birthday is 25th May 2010
-- funny
-- annoying
-- pretty
-- ugly
-- funny looking

Tom replies:
Alicia, given the description you've provided, we're all a bit disappointed that you didn't provide a photo of Margaret for verification. Then again, you've given us the freedom to imagine Margaret however we want. Perhaps she can return the favor on your birthday . . .

Margaret's 21st Birthday
By Tom Mulhern

Although we can't say if it's fiction or reality
Margaret is reported to have more than one personality

One is funny, and likes to laugh and play
Another is annoying (we'd like her to stay away)

She's said to be simultaneously pretty and ugly too
Which could explain the part about funny-looking, if true

But I think that Alicia is just putting us on
To say happy birthday to Margaret as she turns 21.

© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Happy Birthday, Margaret!