Leona's 21st Birthday

by Linsey
(Ireland)

Leona loves make up and everything glamorous. She wears hair extensions, and works in a hairdressers as a colour technician. Leona is very ditzy. She has a 1 year old boy called Corey, and a boyfriend called Gar who is forever playing the xbox.

Leona goes drinking in The Ramblers and clubbing in Paps nightclub. Her mum is Carrie and she does everything for her. Leona gets the worst hangovers in the world, but she is always up for a laugh. Leona has a sister Chloe (11)and a brother Dereck(7); her step dad is called Bob and is always on nappy duty when Leona and Carrie are curing hangovers.

Leona's 21st Birthday By Tom Mulhern Happy Birthday, Leona, you're now 21 An excellent reason to go out for some fun (Chloe and Dereck would love to come too But they're a bit young for what you're planning to do) So style yourself up with a glamorous air And pile on your lovely extendable hair Grab on to Linsey and Gar and Carrie And head for The Ramblers, where you'll all make merry After a few drinks, there's a very good chance You'll all stagger to Paps for a birthday dance It will surely be special, your night as a rover At least until your 21st birthday hangover. © 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Happy Birthday, Leona!