Josie's 21st Birthday

by Tamica
(Melbourne)

Tamica writes:

Josephine's 21st birthday
She is my little sister
Her nick name is packalunch
Her date of birth is 3/8/89

She is doing a hair dresser apprenticeship
She had a nose too big for her face when she was little (hence the nickname packalunch) as she could nearly fit her lunch in her nose

She gets fired up easily
She loves her dog Sal
She likes:
--fashion
--makeup
--partying
--friends
--her boyfriend Grubby

She:
--loves her family
--loves her bestfriend Sarah
--loves Marilyn Monroe
--is obsessed with the Twilight movies


Tom replies:
Well, Tamica, you've given us a vivid picture of your little sister Josephine. She sounds like someone who will have a lot of fun on her 21st birthday. Here is her poem:

Josie’s 21st Birthday
By Tom Mulhern

Tamica wants to tell Josie, her beloved little sister
That Josie’s great personality makes it hard to resist her

They call her Packalunch, for as the story goes
When little, she could nearly fit her lunch in her nose

Which would be quite a trick, and something to see
If she ever does a show on reality T.V.

Josie is faithful and loves her dog Sal
She also loves Sarah, her best friend and pal

And Grubby’s all right, as boyfriends go
(How he got his nickname, we don’t want to know)

Josie’s fired up about becoming a hair dresser
The love life of vampires seems to strangely obsess her

She loves fashion and make-up and Marilyn Monroe
When her friends have a party, she’s always good to go

In fact, being with Josie will be even more fun
Now that she’s ready to turn twenty-one.


© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com



Happy Birthday, Josie!

SBI!