Jessica's 19th Birthday
by Joanne
(Canada)
Jessica, for your birthday here's an autographed picture of "The Office" cast (we're working on the autographed part).
Joanne says:
Her name is Jessica but they call her J Wherlz. She's 19. Her birthday is April 21st.
She's a nursing student. Honest, outgoing, exuberant. She loves to drink. She loves to watch "The Office."
Tom replies:
All right, Joanne, here is your poem for Jessica.
Jessica’s 19th Birthday
By Tom Mulhern
Her name is Jessica but they call her J Wherlz
She just turned nineteen but she's still one of the girls
She's always honest and tells it to you straight
She's also exuberant, a most endearing trait
They say that once she watched "The Office" while drinking
Which apparently did not lead to the clearest of thinking
When she found her way back to nursing class
And those nursing subjects she's hoping to pass
But that's probably just a rumor, and certainly not as true
As the fact that Joanne wishes a great big "Happy Birthday" to you.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
Happy Birthday, Jessica!
