Funny Wedding Poems
Funny wedding poems for that special day when you want everything to go just right. And if things don’t go quite as planned? Well, that’s when the real fun begins.
First up is a poem about a wedding where things probably could have gone a little better.
| | Wedding Memories To Cherish
By Tom Mulhern
The photographer was late and he didn’t call
The rented tuxedos were all a bit small
The soloist beautifully sang the wrong song
The minister kept getting the groom’s name wrong
The chicken was half-baked and the meal was cold
The cake tasted like it was several days old
The band that was such a good deal really stunk
The guests seemed determined to quickly get drunk
The reception hall looked like the scene of a crime
And everyone agreed they had a wonderful time.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Next up is a short poem that speaks from the voice of experience.
| | Wedding Advice
By Tom Mulhern
If a wedding simple
Is your hope
Forget the announcements
Just elope.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Here’s a funny wedding poem that addresses the complex interplay of fear, expectation and sense of personal freedom. Or something like that.
| | Ready Or Not
By Tom Mulhern
Lovely bride all dressed in white
Well-dressed groom eyes wide with fright
Don’t be afraid of this simple “I do”
Though it means your days of freedom are through
Your freedom is but a small price to pay
For the chance to be with her every day
(that’s easy enough for us to say . . .)
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The following poem highlights one of the more peculiar aspects of American weddings: the compulsion to dress up small children and put them in a position to be a major distraction. They rarely disappoint.
| | The Unbearable Ring Bearers
By Tom Mulhern
Who would have thought such cute ring bearers
Would turn out to be such little terrors?
He pulled her hair, which made her yell
She ripped the flower off his lapel
They dropped the rings and wrestled in the aisle
For the photos they did everything but smile
The bride and groom, after enduring these tots
About having children now have second thoughts.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Couples find their way to the altar as the result of a number of different forces. Never underestimate peer pressure.
| | Just Get Married Already
By Tom Mulhern
After all these years of just going steady
Your friends have decided for marriage you’re ready
That you’re right for each other is plain to see
So when is the wedding going to be?
It’s really quite fun, as we hope you’ll soon learn
We’ve all tried it before, and now it’s your turn.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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