Funny Teenage Love Poems
Here are some funny teenage love poems that show the amusing side of all that amorous awkwardness and angst. I am required to state that my three sons (ages 14, 16, and 19 at the time of this writing) have not been a source of inspiration for any of these poems, and any resemblance to real people or actual events is, of course, preposterous. Now that we’ve taken care of the disclaimer, let’s get right to a poem about a love-struck teen. By Tom Mulhern Momma he’s perfect, he’s just right for me He’s all that I hoped a boyfriend would be He’s tall and he’s cute and he looks like a star He dresses in style and he has a great car He’s the total package, there’s nothing I’d change Well, maybe a little, but I’m probably strange To notice how little money he makes And he does have dandruff, but who minds a few flakes? And his high-pitched laugh is something again I suppose it could get under one’s skin OK, his teeth are sometimes slightly unbrushed And he has been known to leave the toilet unflushed So he’s not perfect, that much I can see But he’s tall and he’s cute, and I think he likes me. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com Next up is a poem that shows how preferred communication technology can sometime work against love in an unintended manner. By Tom Mulhern He texted his love which he Thought was cool Until she passed it on for her friends’ Ridicule The trouble with love notes Sent by text Is that you never know where they might Be sent next. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com Here’s a funny teenage love poem that poses a riddle. If you need a hint, think “7 Deadly Sins” (you don’t have to remember all seven, just one that applies). By Tom Mulhern His feelings for her are easy to tell Though it’s not something he wants discussed A four-letter word that starts with an “L” And rhymes with (but doesn’t mean) “trust” © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com OK, enough with the riddles. This next poem offers useful how-to guidance for the young lovelorn. By Tom Mulhern You need to take care When kissing with braces Not to end up with Entangled faces © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com This next poem proves that funny teenage love poems are no more superficial than their subject. By Tom Mulhern By looking at the cover You cannot judge the book But as teenagers soon discover Appearance is a powerful hook And when trying to attract a lover It helps to get a second look. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com The following poem shows that there are certain key facts (in addition to strong physical attraction) that form the foundation of true romance. By Tom Mulhern I saw her again, the girl of my dreams And I feel like I’m walking on air She smiled at me, which means more than it seems As I walked by her there on the stair For this was a smile that started a spark That’s ready to burst into flame And on loves journey we’ll together embark If I can just remember her name. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com This will take you back to the Real-Funny-Poems home page.
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