Funny Poems Blog

Feb 15, Real Funny Poems

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:43:15 GMT

A slightly off-the-wall collection of original funny poems that are, well, funny.

Feb 15, Short Cute Love Poems

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 02:25:46 GMT

Short cute love poems that are just the right size for a brief note (or a long text message) to your beloved.

Feb 7, Cas's 47th Birthday

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:40:46 GMT

Ruby and Carla's description of Cas: Athletic, sporty, fun, playful, Tom's response: OK, Ruby and Carla, your 4-word description of Cas left a bit to

Feb 7, Funny 30th Birthday Poems

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:13:43 GMT

Here are funny 30th birthday poems that find the humor involved with leaving your twenties behind and finally becoming an adult.

Jan 23, Daughter To Father Poem

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:31:04 GMT

Heres a daughter to father poem collection that works its way through the ages and stages of the father daughter relationship.

Jan 15, Wife is 55 Today

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:47:47 GMT

Liz is 55 today (DOB 1/14/55). My wife and I are both unemployed. We enjoy hiking and snowshoeing. Liz is very opinionated and usually speaks her

Jan 14, More Great Sites

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:52:34 GMT

Other great sites for visitors to Real Funny Poems.

Jan 9, Funny Get Well Poems

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:49:41 GMT

Funny get well poems to express your heartfelt and humorous best wishes to all the sick people in your life.

Jan 8, Carla's 47th Birthday

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:58:21 GMT

Carla Jewell was born on January 9,1963, 47 years ago. She is a Terrific Mom and sister. She works at the school cafeteria in Pawnee, OK. Carla

Jan 7, Leona's 21st Birthday

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:46:46 GMT

Leona loves make up and everything glamorous. She wears hair extensions, and works in a hairdressers as a colour technician. Leona is very ditzy.

Dec 31, Happy New Years Poems

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:49:08 GMT

Happy New Years poems to ring in the year with style, grace and a renewed sense of . . . rollicking rhyme.

Dec 19, Short Valentine Poems

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:15:36 GMT

Short Valentine poems that are just the right size for a card, love note, text message, or (if you write really small) cake decoration.

Dec 14, Birthday Number 55

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:48:24 GMT

To get this section of the web site started, I'm entering a poem that I wrote for the 55th birthday of my wife. Many happy more, Yolanda! It's your

Dec 10, Roses Are Red, Violets Are . . .

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:26:53 GMT

Roses are red poems are easy to compose. I mean, nearly half of the poem is complete when you write Roses are red violets are . . . So join the fun

Dec 9, Roses Are Red Poems

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:21:53 GMT

Roses are red poems are designed to be funny and completely devoid of serious intent. Now that is my kind of poem . . .

Dec 7, Funny Valentine Poems

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:49:56 GMT

Funny Valentine poems for those whose beloved has a sense of humor. It also helps if she isnt hoping for something mushy and romantic.

Nov 29, Funny Christmas Poems

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:02:01 GMT

Funny Christmas poems that show Christmas is not just a joyful time, its also a very funny time of year.

Nov 21, Poems About Winter

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:04:06 GMT

Poems about winter that try to squeeze a little humor out of a cold, dark, and otherwise depressing season.

Nov 21, 50th Anniversary Poems

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:21:17 GMT

Funny 50th anniversary poems because, in addition to love and commitment, it takes a sense of humor to make it fifty years together.

Nov 15, 12 Days of Christmas Words

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:25:15 GMT

The traditional 12 Days of Christmas words, presented in all their repetitious glory.

Nov 15, 12 Days of Christmas Parody

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:08:46 GMT

This 12 Days of Christmas parody is an original funny Christmas poem that has been (sort of) set to music.

Nov 11, Funny Poetry Ezines

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:01:08 GMT

Poetry ezines may be a dime a dozen, but this one is funny and free (always a good combination).

Nov 8, Contact Me

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:48:44 GMT

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Nov 3, Funny Animal Poems

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:35:30 GMT

Funny animal poems about our good friends with four legs, fur, fins, and even feathers.

Nov 2, Tom Mulhern

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:35:45 GMT

Who is Tom Mulhern, anyway?

Nov 1, Funny Poem Roses Are Red

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:41:43 GMT

The funny poem roses are red category seems to be inexhaustible. They just keep coming and coming.

Oct 31, Roses Are Red Love Poems

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:05:51 GMT

Roses are red love poems that succinctly express their sentiments of love, or (more frequently) the lack thereof.

Oct 30, Roses Are Red Rhymes

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:34:40 GMT

More roses are red rhymes that only need four lines to make you laugh, smile, snort or roll your eyes.

Oct 23, Funny Thanksgiving Poems

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:48:14 GMT

Funny Thanksgiving poems that season this uniquely American holiday with a dash of humor guaranteed not to leave a bad taste.

Oct 20, Funny Teacher Retirement Poems

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:38:56 GMT

Funny teacher retirement poems that provide a perfect send-off for teachers who are about to find out what is in store after all those years in the classroom.

Oct 19, Poems on Retirement

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:28:05 GMT

Poems on retirement which are more touched than touching, and more likely to get you steamed than warm your heart.

Oct 19, Funny Retirement Poems

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:33:28 GMT

Funny retirement poems about that phase of life that so many look forward to. Except for the part about getting older and, well, you know, checking out.

Oct 18, Funny Simile Poems

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:21:46 GMT

Funny simile poems using that special figure of speech where you compare two things that dont really want to be compared.

Oct 17, Funny Limericks

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:13:29 GMT

Heres a fresh batch of funny limericks. Theyre called funny to distinguish them from all those serious, brooding limericks floating around out there . . .

Oct 15, Very Funny Poems

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:14:18 GMT

Special types of very funny poems, including funny simile poems, limericks, and poems about conversational quirks.