Funny Poems Blog

May 9, Funny Mothers Day Poems

Wed, 09 May 2012 13:50:55 GMT

Funny Mothers Day poems are a a great way to give Mom a Mother’s Day message she won’t soon forget. You can only hope she won’t hold it against you.

Mar 28, Funny 40th Birthday Poems

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 03:18:03 GMT

These funny 40th birthday poems celebrate the official transition to early middle age. At least the poems are celebrating . . .

Feb 6, Funny Birthday Poems

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:54:46 GMT

Say happy birthday with funny birthday poems that are just right. Or pretty close to just right . . .

Oct 31, Laura's 19th Birthday

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 21:19:47 GMT

Emily writes: This is for Laura, on her 19th birthday. Laura is crazy and spunky, but one thing that sticks out about her is that she was born the day

Oct 31, Greg's 55th birthday

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:58:20 GMT

Teresa writes: Name: Greg Ives Age: 55 Birthday: 10/29/1955 Greg is an aerospace engineer at Honeywell, only child, uni high, biscuit lover, obsessed

Oct 31, Humphrey 's 31st birthday

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:08:33 GMT

Lillian writes: Humphrey will be 31 on October 27. Humphrey is a pastor. He is funny, really sweet, sometimes makes decisions without thinking, loves

Oct 30, Teresa's 47th Birthday

Sat, 30 Oct 2010 01:37:33 GMT

Ryan writes: Teresa likes purple and she fusses a lot. Tom replies: Ryan, you are clearly a man of few words. A few more would have been helpful,

Oct 26, Chris' 19th Birthday

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 00:40:50 GMT

Katherine writes: Name: Chris Turning: 19 Sex: Male (I hope) Birthday: 29th October 1991 Profession: Life guard/Party Supervisor/Swim teacher at public

Oct 24, Wade 45th Birthday

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:56:27 GMT

Someone who knows Wade (and probably likes him too) writes: Wade 45 race cars works on pipe line lives in wi loves harley motorcycles traveling birthday

Oct 23, Amanda's 19th Birthday

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 02:56:59 GMT

Chelsea writes: This is for Amanda, who will be 19 on October 25. She is funny, the best sister in the world, pretty, and a good person. Tom responds:

Oct 22, Gayle's 50th birthday

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 01:15:27 GMT

Michelle writes: Gayle has been a great friend for 24 years She will be 50 on Oct. 24 She: -- loves playing black jack in Atlantic City -- loves merlot

Oct 20, LOUIS G. SLATER'S SCANDALOUS 83rd BIRTHDAY 10-27-10

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:59:48 GMT

Sidekick Mom Slater and 8 Other Sticklers write: LOUIS G SLATER /83YRS OLD LOVES HIS SWEETHEART DORIS OF 57 yrs RETIRED FROM TWA -TRANSWORLD AIRLINES

Oct 18, Ernie's 50th Birthday

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:56:08 GMT

Lisa writes: Ernie is very personable and extremely funny. He loves to ride dirt bikes and drink beer. He has a big mustache. I haven't met a person

Oct 15, Justins 30th birthday.

Fri, 15 Oct 2010 17:37:54 GMT

Emily writes: Justin's birthday is 14th October. He is not happy about turning 30. He's learning to play the banjo, loves to run and play football and

Oct 6, Jeans 60th birthday

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 02:41:47 GMT

Joanne writes: Jean is a grandmother becoming 60. Looking for something funny and slightly overwhelming. Tom responds: Hi Joanne. I can tell you're

Oct 6, Leila's 30th Birthday

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 02:26:27 GMT

Ann writes: Name: Leila Birthday: 30 (Oct 1980) Occupation: Office Manager Leila is funny, caring, gorgeous, my best friend. She loves kickboxing,

Oct 2, Jessica IS 19

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 01:53:16 GMT

Ann writes: Her name is Jessica She's turning 19 She's tall, pretty, loves Shah Ruk Khan, loves to dress up, take pictures and has a crush on a guy

Sep 26, Tammy's 47th birthday

Sun, 26 Sep 2010 00:42:01 GMT

Rick writes: Tammy is the boss around the house, all the girls (3) run to her with problems. She has a laugh that wrinkles her nose that, to me, looks

Sep 26, Jessicas 12th birthday

Sun, 26 Sep 2010 00:26:06 GMT

Caitlin writes: Jessica plays the volin -- she is really funny -- she loves yellow -- her favourite thing is campervans She has a weird brother A great

Sep 10, Andrews 29th Birthday

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:30:18 GMT

Diane writes: Andrew's birthday is September 10th. He is my boss. Andrew likes music and has a caring group of people that work on his line. Tom

Sep 7, Sadie's 55th Birthday

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:22:48 GMT

Amoy writes: Sadie is turning 55, 10/10/10. She is a registered nurse. She loves to watch BET and knows all the hip-hop and r & b songs. She has 2 sons

Sep 6, Steve's 23rd Birthday

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 02:26:00 GMT

Katie and Gabby submit the following about Steve: Name: Steve Age: 23 Birthday: September 3 Description: -- theologian -- clumsy -- bear -- coffee-loving

Sep 6, Ellie's 12th Birthday

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:59:33 GMT

Laura writes: Ellie is 12 years old and her birthday is on the 12th of September. She loves cats and makes me laugh and I haven't seen her for ages.

Sep 1, Collin's 13th Birthday!

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:16:47 GMT

Cassi writes: Collin in turning 13, and he has blonde, short hair with blue eyes. He's really sporty, and loves football. He makes me smile and laugh,

Aug 27, Mom's 47th Birthday

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:17:46 GMT

Alex provides the following description of his Mom: Name: Helen Age: 47 Birthday: August 26 She yells a lot. She is pretty. She loves coffee She wants

Aug 21, Sharon´s 19th Birthday

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 22:12:40 GMT

Francisco writes: Sharon Velasquez is 19 years old. She is a call center customer service employee for Time Warner Cable. Sharon is short but very

Aug 14, Penny's 60th Birthday

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 22:42:22 GMT

Heather writes: Hi - This is for my Mom. Her name is Penny and she will be 60 Oct 25. My Mom is funny, loving, and a cosmetology teacher. She is very

Aug 12, Sarah's 21st Birthday

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:50:31 GMT

Josephine writes: Sarah is turning 21. She wants to travel the world. She is: -- always with her father -- never had a boyfriend -- always watches

Aug 10, Phil's 47th Birthday

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 01:07:04 GMT

Jessica writes: Phil Mellor -- age 47 -- male -- painter and decorator -- he is very funny , a pommy from England -- thinks he is the most amazing person

Aug 7, Funny 30th Birthday Poems

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 21:24:42 GMT

Here are funny 30th birthday poems that find the humor involved with leaving your twenties behind and finally becoming an adult.

Aug 7, 30th Birthday Gifts

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 21:00:10 GMT

30th birthday gifts to go along with your funny 30th birthday poems.

Aug 4, Jasons 19th birthday

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 02:39:35 GMT

Racheal writes: Jason is 19 years old male UFA worker Girly tendencies To which Tom replies: OK, Racheal, you've provided us with an interesting profile

Aug 4, Sparky's 55th birthday

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 02:25:14 GMT

Lauren writes: His real name is Roger, and he's my new husband! He's been in the electrical industry most of his life in a marketing capacity. He's

Aug 1, Short Funny Love Poems

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 20:03:12 GMT

Short funny love poems that get right to the point, whether the point is I Love You or Baby, We’re Through.

Jul 31, Roses Are Red Poems

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:45:50 GMT

Roses are red poems are designed to be funny and completely devoid of serious intent. Now that is my kind of poem . . .

Jul 18, Funny Anniversary Poems

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:16:33 GMT

Funny anniversary poems that shine with the sense of humor that it takes to stay married to the same person for years. And years.

Jul 17, Pastor Anniversary Poems

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:58:32 GMT

Pastor anniversary poems that will go over much better if the pastor has a sense of humor. And if the pastor does not have a sense of humor . . .

Jul 16, Josie's 21st Birthday

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:21:29 GMT

Tamica writes: Josephine's 21st birthday She is my little sister Her nick name is packalunch Her date of birth is 3/8/89 She is doing a hair dresser

Jul 7, Funny Family Poems

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:05:12 GMT

Funny family poems that show a good sense of humor is a universal family value.

Jul 7, Family Reunion Poems

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:58:33 GMT

Funny family reunion poems that gently lampoon the cherished tradition of getting together with relatives who are not quite distant enough.

Jul 4, Happy 40th Birthday

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:08:11 GMT

Someone who didn't leave their name writes: Her Name Is Kelly. She's Turning 40. She's Female. Like's Taking Photo's & Making Them Look Pretty. She Thinks

Jul 4, Funny Rhyming Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:12:39 GMT

Funny rhyming poems which are not ashamed to make it rhyme every time.

Jul 4, Humorous Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:06:55 GMT

Humorous poems that simply refuse to be pigeon-holed or categorized. In an amusing way, of course.

Jul 4, Funny Love Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:04:07 GMT

Funny love poems that shamelessly exploit the considerable humor involved in falling in and out of love.

Jul 4, Very Funny Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:01:30 GMT

Special types of very funny poems, including funny simile poems, limericks, and poems about conversational quirks.

Jul 4, Short Funny Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:59:49 GMT

Short funny poems that waste no time getting to the punch-line.

Jul 4, Really Funny Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:57:32 GMT

Really funny poems for those special occasions in life: weddings, graduations, Saturday night baths, and more.

Jul 4, Funny Simile Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:53:05 GMT

Funny simile poems using that special figure of speech where you compare two things that don’t really want to be compared.

Jul 4, Funny Friendship Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:45:44 GMT

These funny friendship poems will make you feel warm and fuzzy all over. Or perhaps not . . .

Jul 4, Funny Retirement Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:42:58 GMT

Funny retirement poems about that phase of life that so many look forward to. Except for the part about getting older and, well, you know, checking out.