Funny Poems Blog

Jul 18, Funny Anniversary Poems

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:16:33 GMT

Funny anniversary poems that shine with the sense of humor that it takes to stay married to the same person for years. And years.

Jul 17, Pastor Anniversary Poems

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:58:32 GMT

Pastor anniversary poems that will go over much better if the pastor has a sense of humor. And if the pastor does not have a sense of humor . . .

Jul 16, Josie's 21st Birthday

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:21:29 GMT

Tamica writes: Josephine's 21st birthday She is my little sister Her nick name is packalunch Her date of birth is 3/8/89 She is doing a hair dresser

Jul 7, Funny Family Poems

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:05:12 GMT

Funny family poems that show a good sense of humor is a universal family value.

Jul 7, Family Reunion Poems

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:58:33 GMT

Funny family reunion poems that gently lampoon the cherished tradition of getting together with relatives who are not quite distant enough.

Jul 4, Happy 40th Birthday

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:08:11 GMT

Someone who didn't leave their name writes: Her Name Is Kelly. She's Turning 40. She's Female. Like's Taking Photo's & Making Them Look Pretty. She Thinks

Jul 4, Funny Rhyming Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:12:39 GMT

Funny rhyming poems which are not ashamed to make it rhyme every time.

Jul 4, Humorous Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:06:55 GMT

Humorous poems that simply refuse to be pigeon-holed or categorized. In an amusing way, of course.

Jul 4, Funny Love Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:04:07 GMT

Funny love poems that shamelessly exploit the considerable humor involved in falling in and out of love.

Jul 4, Very Funny Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:01:30 GMT

Special types of very funny poems, including funny simile poems, limericks, and poems about conversational quirks.

Jul 4, Short Funny Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:59:49 GMT

Short funny poems that waste no time getting to the punch-line.

Jul 4, Really Funny Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:57:32 GMT

Really funny poems for those special occasions in life: weddings, graduations, Saturday night baths, and more.

Jul 4, Funny Simile Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:53:05 GMT

Funny simile poems using that special figure of speech where you compare two things that dont really want to be compared.

Jul 4, Roses Are Red Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:49:47 GMT

Roses are red poems are designed to be funny and completely devoid of serious intent. Now that is my kind of poem . . .

Jul 4, Funny Friendship Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:45:44 GMT

These funny friendship poems will make you feel warm and fuzzy all over. Or perhaps not . . .

Jul 4, Funny Retirement Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:42:58 GMT

Funny retirement poems about that phase of life that so many look forward to. Except for the part about getting older and, well, you know, checking out.

Jul 4, Funny Teacher Retirement Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:40:37 GMT

Funny teacher retirement poems that provide a perfect send-off for teachers who are about to find out what is in store after all those years in the classroom.

Jul 4, Funny Hilarious Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:38:03 GMT

Funny hilarious poems that refuse to take anything seriously and act like life is just a big joke.

Jul 4, Happy Birthday Mom Poem

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:32:46 GMT

happy birthday mom poem (or two) for moms with a sense of humor.

Jul 4, Funny Birthday Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:19:24 GMT

Say happy birthday with funny birthday poems that are just right. Or pretty close to just right . . .

Jul 4, Happy 50th Birthday Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:09:35 GMT

Happy 50th birthday poems that celebrate, recognize and occasionally ridicule the achievement of the first half-century of life.

Jul 4, Funny Birthday Rhymes

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:07:08 GMT

Funny birthday rhymes for a special friend.

Jul 4, Funny 50th Birthday Poem

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 21:04:35 GMT

A funny 50th birthday poem is a thoughtful way to let someone know that just because their youth is long gone, the laughs arent over yet . . .

Jul 4, Funny 40th Birthday Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:57:32 GMT

These funny 40th birthday poems celebrate the official transition to early middle age. At least the poems are celebrating . . .

Jul 4, Funny 30th Birthday Poems

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:23:37 GMT

Here are funny 30th birthday poems that find the humor involved with leaving your twenties behind and finally becoming an adult.

Jul 2, Connor's 12th Birthday

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:53:07 GMT

Megan says that: Connor is sweet caring lovely honest kind beautiful adorable she is my bffl (best friend for life) she is there for me if i need her

Jul 2, Allison's 47th birthday

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:46:37 GMT

Our unidentified source has this to say about Allison: She is very opinionated, artistic, mother, daughter, sister, friend, my co worker To which

Jun 18, Ashley's 19th birthday

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:51:58 GMT

Some person writes: Ashley is sweet caring lovely honest kind beautiful adorable sexy apple pie drinker Tom replies: Ashley, I don't know where you

Jun 17, More Great Sites

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:01:54 GMT

Other great sites for visitors to Real Funny Poems.

Jun 7, Simile Poems

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:33:17 GMT

More simile poems that make their point by making comparisons using like and as. And as you will see, there is nothing quite like these particular poems.

Jun 4, Sarah's 19th Birthday

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 23:11:49 GMT

Shenay writes: Sarah is always a laugh, Loves netball Will become a pro She is my best friend Always and forever My English friend Tom replies: Shenay,

Jun 2, Nicki's 26th birthday

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:48:21 GMT

Tami writes: Nicki was born June 2nd 1984 and from that day on she has never wanted to sleep -- she is afraid she would miss out on something. She has

Jun 2, Paul's 50th Birthday

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:07:15 GMT

Rachel, Damion & Callan (& Alan) write: Paul is very loud and has a habit of repeating himself(a bit like Fred Eliott from Corrie) although he won't stand

May 26, Ken's 55th birthday

Wed, 26 May 2010 02:12:55 GMT

Crazy Kerry writes: Ken is a very dear family friend. A wonderful husband and father of two girls. He is a short skinny man, wears glasses and has very

May 25, Margaret's 21st Birthday

Tue, 25 May 2010 13:42:03 GMT

Alicia writes: Margaret is: -- 21 years old -- female -- birthday is 25th May 2010 -- funny -- annoying -- pretty -- ugly -- funny looking Tom replies:

May 19, Brian's 16th Birthday

Wed, 19 May 2010 01:52:34 GMT

Cindy writes: Brian is happy & outgoing. Mom Tom replies: Cindy, if a typical picture is worth a thousand words, then this one must be worth even more.

May 5, Josephine's 21st birthday

Wed, 05 May 2010 12:43:22 GMT

Josephine's best friend writes: This is for Josephine, nick name Josie, born 03/10/89. She is doing an apprenticeship in hair dressing and changes her

Apr 28, Diane's 55 Birthday

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 01:35:10 GMT

H Rogers writes: Diane is shy, yet she loves to correct spelling. She had a blast when she was young, and she enjoys eating healthy low fat foods.

Apr 28, Dad's 60th Birthday

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:57:42 GMT

Karen writes: Name: Ken Date of Birth: 2nd May 1950 Sex: Male Age on Birthday: He will be 60! Wife: Maureen Me (only daughter; Karen) Mother in Law; Audrey

Apr 24, Jessica's 19th Birthday

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:16:50 GMT

Joanne says: Her name is Jessica but they call her J Wherlz. She's 19. Her birthday is April 21st. She's a nursing student. Honest, outgoing, exuberant.

Apr 24, Taylor's 12th Birthday

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:14:58 GMT

Brooke says: Taylor is my BFFIAEE(best friend forever in all entire eternity). She is really nice and sweet, and is a triplet. She says they are REALLY

Apr 17, Fred's 55th Birthday

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 21:46:31 GMT

Sherry writes: Fred: -- Plays the piano -- Is easy to get along with -- Owns a Harley and -- Starts a new job on Monday. Tom responds: Sherry, you've

Apr 12, My Moms 47th birthday!!

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:23:23 GMT

Brittany says: My Mom (Kimberly) is very quiet, very shy, and keeps to herself. I like to embarrass her though. She is very talented, very creative and

Apr 12, Drew's 50th birthday

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:20:07 GMT

Cynthia writes: Drew nickname Droozy Date of birth 6th May 1960, Prestwick (Scotland) Mum and 2 sisters Married 24th june 2005 (2nd marriage for us both)

Apr 7, Steven's 19th Birthday

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:55:47 GMT

Molly says: Steven is 19 years old and was born on April 7th 1991. He loves to be the center of attention: friendly, outgoing, loveable, giraffe. Tom's

Mar 31, Funny Mothers Day Poems

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:31:43 GMT

Funny Mothers Day poems area a great way to give Mom a Mothers Day message she wont soon forget. You can only hope she wont hold it against you.

Mar 20, Dads 60th birthday

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:03:21 GMT

Louise writes: Alastair Robertson Born in Paisley 17th March, 1950 60th birthday Hobbies = hockey, golf, tennis, squash, the pub quiz, star gazing Likes

Mar 14, Funny Easter Poems

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:41:44 GMT

Funny Easter poems that celebrate hopping down the bunny trail, wearing a new bonnet in the Easter parade, and all things Easter.

Feb 15, Real Funny Poems

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:43:15 GMT

A slightly off-the-wall collection of original funny poems that are, well, funny.

Feb 15, Short Cute Love Poems

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 02:25:46 GMT

Short cute love poems that are just the right size for a brief note (or a long text message) to your beloved.