Funny Poems Christmas Connection
The funny poems Christmas connection is strong and, yes, more than a little bit silly. Some would say stupid, but such a characterization (however accurate) would certainly not be in the spirit of the season.
Let’s start with a funny poems Christmas memory shared by all parents. I personally have several of these memories, some of which are better than others.
| | What Are These Leftover Parts For?
By Tom Mulhern
Assembling toys on Christmas morn is a
Source of vivid
Memories
Deciphering directions written by those
Whose first language
Is Chinese.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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After a full and frustrating morning assembling toys, what could taste better than a nice juicy piece of . . . fruitcake? Thanks, I’ll just chew on some leftover wrapping material instead.
| | Fruitcake
By Tom Mulhern
Why do they even bother to make
Year after year, the same fruitcake?
This heavy confection, passed off as a treat
Which no one has ever been known to eat.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Funny poems for Christmas would certainly not be complete without taking a couple of cheap shots at Christmas letters.
| | They Can’t Help Themselves
By Tom Mulhern
Those who think their family
Than others is better
Feel compelled to say so
In a Christmas letter.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
About That Christmas Letter . . .
By Tom Mulhern
Your Christmas letter caused me to sit there and stare
Wondering what made you think that I’d care
I hope that you won’t
Take offense that I don’t.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Funny poems for Christmas notwithstanding, Christmas is serious business and has a big impact on the national and world economy. We are reminded of our personal part in this by mail about six weeks later.
| | Caught Up In The Moment
By Tom Mulhern
Christmas is a time
Of jolliness and mirth
When we feel obliged to spend
More than we are worth
Which doesn’t feel
Quite so fantastic
When the bills come due
On our cards of plastic.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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One of the least joyful chores of the season for many is the obligatory office Christmas party. That deserves several funny poems about Christmas. Here's one.
| | The Office Christmas Party
By Tom Mulhern
Away in a manger I wish I could be
Instead of at the office Christmas party
This annual gathering is best to avoid
Unless you like to be both bored and annoyed
But the boss likes to think that we’re “one big happy team”
So we put on those smiles that are not what they seem
To work with these people all day I don’t mind
But to have fun better things to do I can find.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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