Funny Poem Roses Are Red
The funny poem roses are red category seems to be inexhaustible. They just keep coming and coming. Not that they get any better, but they do keep coming.
Let’s start with a favorite of teachers and parents, and follow with advice for anger management.
| | Your Heard Me By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Lettuce is green Don’t do what I say Do what I mean.
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| | Simmering By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Violets are blue Please don’t boil over Just sit there and stew.
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Here’s a funny poem roses are red that offers reassuring words regarding mental health, and another that expresses a more cautionary note.
| | Not As Bad As It Seems By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Bicycles are blue He’s not really crazy Just a little cuckoo.
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| | There’s No Proof For That By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Coins make a clink It’s possible these poems Could drive one to drink.
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Now for a poem about protesting too much, followed by a fairly direct poem about love gone bad.
| | That’s What You Said Before By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red It’s not what you think I really mean it this time (nod nod, wink wink.
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| | Let Me Be Frank By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Carnations are pink I gave you my heart But you were a fink.
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Here’s a funny poem roses are red about a difference of opinion, and another that is sappily upbeat (how did that get in here?).
| | I’m Right By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Gravity is down He thinks that he’s clever I think he’s a clown.
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| | Happy Face By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red They’re also nouns Smiles seem to be More fun than frowns.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The next poem would have been a favorite of Attila the Hun, had he been into poetry. The one following shares a sentiment that is more often thought than expressed.
| | Charge! By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red This plan’s out of whack Forget about defense I say let’s attack.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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| | Looking Good By Tom Mulhern
Roses are red Carnations are white He’s really good looking But not very bright.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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