Funny Poem Roses Are Red

Funny Poem Roses Are Red


The funny poem roses are red category seems to be inexhaustible. They just keep coming and coming. Not that they get any better, but they do keep coming.

Let’s start with a favorite of teachers and parents, and follow with advice for anger management.

Your Heard Me
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Lettuce is green
Don’t do what I say
Do what I mean.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Simmering
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please don’t boil over
Just sit there and stew.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Here’s a funny poem roses are red that offers reassuring words regarding mental health, and another that expresses a more cautionary note.

Not As Bad As It Seems
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Bicycles are blue
He’s not really crazy
Just a little cuckoo.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

There’s No Proof For That
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Coins make a clink
It’s possible these poems
Could drive one to drink.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Now for a poem about protesting too much, followed by a fairly direct poem about love gone bad.

That’s What You Said Before
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
It’s not what you think
I really mean it this time
(nod nod, wink wink.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Let Me Be Frank
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
I gave you my heart
But you were a fink.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Here’s a funny poem roses are red about a difference of opinion, and another that is sappily upbeat (how did that get in here?).

I’m Right
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Gravity is down
He thinks that he’s clever
I think he’s a clown.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Happy Face
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
They’re also nouns
Smiles seem to be
More fun than frowns.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

The next poem would have been a favorite of Attila the Hun, had he been into poetry. The one following shares a sentiment that is more often thought than expressed.

Charge!
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
This plan’s out of whack
Forget about defense
I say let’s attack.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Looking Good
By Tom Mulhern

Roses are red
Carnations are white
He’s really good looking
But not very bright.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

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