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Funny Love Poems

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Here is a selection of funny love poems that shamelessly exploit the considerable humor involved in falling in and out of love. Or trying to do so.

Let’s start off with a poem expressing the righteous indignation and utter disbelief of lost love.

She Dumped Me For This?
By Tom Mulhern

They say love is blind
And I guess that it’s true
What else could explain
What she doesn’t see in you

Your brain is too small,
Your head is too big
You’re shallow, self-centered
And act like a pig

I’m certainly not jealous
I just wish she could see
All of your faults
As clearly as me.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

For more love poems that reflect a similar level of immaturity, check out this entire page devoted to funny teenage love poems.

In contrast, this next poem takes a much more mature and practical view of the entire messy emotional process of being in love.

Passionately Practical
By Tom Mulhern

My feelings for you can’t be restrained
My passion so strong it won’t be contained
My undying love to you I proffer
At least until I get a better offer.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

If you haven’t had enough, follow this link for even more silly love poems.

The following poem is dedicated to all who are still seeking (or in some cases, re-seeking) a love to last.

Still Searching
By Tom Mulhern

Love is blind
Sometimes unkind
I wouldn’t mind
If I could find
The one designed
For ties that bind.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

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