Funny Love Poems
Here is a selection of funny love poems that shamelessly exploit the considerable humor involved in falling in and out of love. Or trying to do so.
Let’s start off with a poem expressing the righteous indignation and utter disbelief of lost love.
She Dumped Me For This? By Tom Mulhern
They say love is blind And I guess that it’s true What else could explain What she doesn’t see in you
Your brain is too small, Your head is too big You’re shallow, self-centered And act like a pig
I’m certainly not jealous I just wish she could see All of your faults As clearly as me.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
For more love poems that reflect a similar level of immaturity, check out this entire page devoted to funny teenage love poems.
In contrast, this next poem takes a much more mature and practical view of the entire messy emotional process of being in love.
Passionately Practical By Tom Mulhern
My feelings for you can’t be restrained My passion so strong it won’t be contained My undying love to you I proffer At least until I get a better offer.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
If you haven’t had enough, follow this link for even more silly love poems.
The following poem is dedicated to all who are still seeking (or in some cases, re-seeking) a love to last.
Still Searching By Tom Mulhern
Love is blind Sometimes unkind I wouldn’t mind If I could find The one designed For ties that bind.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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