Funny Birthday Poems
Say happy birthday with funny birthday poems that are just right. Or pretty close to just right . . .
Here’s a funny birthday poem for someone who is less than enthusiastic about their special day.
The Life of the Party
By Tom Mulhern
Birthday, smirthday
Why should I care?
Another year older
Another gray hair
A few more wrinkles
A little more sag
And here on the table
A bright birthday bag
Undoubtedly something
I won’t like or need
More ugly clothing
Or books I won’t read
Can I just pass
And be let off the hook?
Still, I guess it won’t hurt
To have a quick look
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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As happy birthday poems go, this next one is short but not particularly sweet.
 Best Wishes From Your Friend, The Pessimist
By Tom Mulhern
You’ve had a tough year
Enshrined here in verse
I hope that the next one
Won’t be worse.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
Click here for funny birthday poems about Mom. She deserves special treatment, so she gets her own set of happy birthday Mom poems.
I’ve also posted a set of funny birthday rhymes written for a friend who stopped having birthdays a couple of years ago. She's now laughing in heaven.
Which is a good (if uncharacteristically-sobering-for-a-site-that's-supposed-to-be-funny) lead-in to the following poem:
It May Be Late, But It’s Not Too Late
By Tom Mulhern
It’s your birthday, woop-de-doo
Another year you’ve made it through
Some parts were high and some were low
But where exactly did the rest of it go?
And what is it that you have to show?
A few gray hairs, a pound or two
But about those dreams of things you’ll do . . .
Like learn to play tuba, or visit Katmandu
Or read “War and Peace” all the way through?
Whatever secret wish you may hold
Sensibly cautious, or outrageously bold
My wish for you, no matter how old
Is to act out some stories as yet untold
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Leona loves make up and everything glamorous. She wears hair extensions, and works in a hairdressers as a colour technician. Leona is very ditzy. She ...
Birthday Number 55
To get this section of the web site started, I'm entering a poem that I wrote for the 55th birthday of my wife. Many happy more, Yolanda!
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Fun And Fabulous Birthday Party Ideas
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