Here’s a funny birthday poem for someone who is less than enthusiastic about their special day.
The following links will take you to funny birthday rhymes for those special birthdays that end in zero:
Which is a good (if uncharacteristically-sobering-for-a-site-that's-supposed-to-be-funny) lead-in to the following poem:
Looking for just the right birthday poem for someone special? Let me write one for you. You send me information about the person who's having a birthday, and I'll write a brief poem. Then your descriptive comments along with the poem will be posted on its very own web page. Send a photo too!
When your page is posted, you and others can go to the page and add comments. It's like passing a custom-made birthday card around for others to sign, only in this case the others can be anywhere in the world! Best of all, it's free.
P.S. It REALLY adds a lot to the poem if you complete the "Author Information" section below with your name and where you are from.
Click below to see the birthday poem tribute pages created with other visitors to this page...
Paul's 50th Birthday
Rachel, Damion & Callan (& Alan) write:
Paul is very loud and has a habit of repeating himself(a bit like Fred Eliott from Corrie) although he won'...
Josephine's 21st birthday
Josephine's best friend writes:
This is for Josephine, nick name Josie, born 03/10/89.
She is doing an apprenticeship in hair dressing and changes ...
Drew's 50th birthday
Cynthia writes:
Drew nickname Droozy
Date of birth 6th May 1960, Prestwick (Scotland)
Mum and 2 sisters
Married 24th june 2005 (2nd marriage for ...
My Moms 47th birthday!!
Brittany says:
My Mom (Kimberly) is very quiet, very shy, and keeps to herself.
I like to embarrass her though. She is very talented, very creative ...
Dads 60th birthday
Louise writes:
Alastair Robertson
Born in Paisley
17th March, 1950
60th birthday
Hobbies = hockey, golf, tennis, squash, the pub quiz, star gazing
...
Josie's 21st Birthday
Tamica writes:
Josephine's 21st birthday
She is my little sister
Her nick name is packalunch
Her date of birth is 3/8/89
She is doing a hair ...
Happy 40th Birthday
Someone who didn't leave their name writes:
Her Name Is Kelly.
She's Turning 40.
She's Female.
Like's Taking Photo's & Making Them Look Pretty....
Connor's 12th Birthday
Megan says that:
Connor is
sweet
caring
lovely
honest
kind
beautiful
adorable
she is my bffl (best friend for life)
she is there for me if ...
Allison's 47th birthday
Our unidentified source has this to say about Allison:
She is
very opinionated,
artistic,
mother,
daughter,
sister,
friend,
my co worker
...
Ashley's 19th birthday
Some person writes:
Ashley is
sweet
caring
lovely
honest
kind
beautiful
adorable
sexy
apple pie
drinker
Tom replies:
Ashley, I don't ...
Sarah's 19th Birthday
Shenay writes:
Sarah is always a laugh,
Loves netball
Will become a pro
She is my best friend
Always and forever
My English friend
Tom ...
Nicki's 26th birthday
Tami writes:
Nicki was born June 2nd 1984 and from that day on she has never wanted to sleep -- she is afraid she would miss out on something.
She ...
Ken's 55th birthday
Crazy Kerry writes:
Ken is a very dear family friend. A wonderful husband and father of two girls. He is a short skinny man, wears glasses and has ...
Margaret's 21st Birthday
Alicia writes:
Margaret is:
-- 21 years old
-- female
-- birthday is 25th May 2010
-- funny
-- annoying
-- pretty
-- ugly
-- funny looking
Tom ...
Brian's 16th Birthday
Cindy writes:
Brian is happy & outgoing.
Mom
Tom replies:
Cindy, if a typical picture is worth a thousand words, then this one must be worth ...
Diane's 55 Birthday
H Rogers writes:
Diane is shy, yet she loves to correct spelling. She had a blast when she was young, and she enjoys eating healthy low fat foods....
Dad's 60th Birthday
Karen writes:
Name: Ken
Date of Birth: 2nd May 1950
Sex: Male
Age on Birthday: He will be 60!
Wife: Maureen
Me (only daughter; Karen)
Mother ...
Jessica's 19th Birthday
Joanne says:
Her name is Jessica but they call her J Wherlz. She's 19. Her birthday is April 21st.
She's a nursing student. Honest, outgoing, exuberant....
Taylor's 12th Birthday
Brooke says:
Taylor is my BFFIAEE(best friend forever in all entire eternity).
She is really nice and sweet, and is a triplet. She says they are ...
Fred's 55th Birthday
Sherry writes:
Fred:
-- Plays the piano
-- Is easy to get along with
-- Owns a Harley and
-- Starts a new job on Monday.
Tom responds:
Sherry,...
Steven's 19th Birthday
Molly says:
Steven is 19 years old and was born on April 7th 1991. He loves to be the center of attention: friendly, outgoing, loveable, giraffe.
Tom'...
Cas's 47th Birthday
Ruby and Carla's description of Cas:
Athletic, sporty, fun, playful,
Tom's response:
OK, Ruby and Carla, your 4-word description of Cas left a ...
Wife is 55 Today
Liz is 55 today (DOB 1/14/55). My wife and I are both unemployed. We enjoy hiking and snowshoeing. Liz is very opinionated and usually speaks her mind....
Carla's 47th Birthday
Carla Jewell was born on January 9,1963, 47 years ago. She is a Terrific Mom and sister. She works at the school cafeteria in Pawnee, OK. Carla attended ...
Leona's 21st Birthday
Leona loves make up and everything glamorous. She wears hair extensions, and works in a hairdressers as a colour technician. Leona is very ditzy. She ...
Birthday Number 55
To get this section of the web site started, I'm entering a poem that I wrote for the 55th birthday of my wife. Many happy more, Yolanda!
It's your ...
