Funny Anniversary Poems
Here’s a grab-bag of funny anniversary poems that shine with the sense of humor that it takes to stay married to the same person for years. And years. And, at least in some cases, be happy with the result.
This first poem is for those whose achievement of anniversary status comes as something as a surprise to those who know and love them.
| | So There!
By Tom Mulhern
It’s our anniversary
And several years have passed
Since our gathered friends and family
Said it would never last
We’re happy to report
They couldn’t have been wronger
And we’re expecting to be
Together a bit longer
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The following funny anniversary poem probably wasn’t very funny when it happened, but will be when they look back in future years. Unless he makes it a habit, in which case there won’t be that many future anniversaries.
| | In The (Crowded) Doghouse
By Tom Mulhern
Our anniversary is today
And I forgot
Did I get her a gift and card?
I did not
Do I feel like an insensitive jerk?
Yes I do
The only good thing is
She forgot too.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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For those who have piled up loads of anniversaries, I have a whole batch of funny 50th anniversary poems. And if you've put together that many anniversaries, you may need a few funny birthday poems, too. The next poem is a limerick which offers a tried-and-true way to pile up lots of anniversaries.
| | The Key To Success
By Tom Mulhern
They were asked on their anniversary
The secret to living together happily
He said “If ever we fight
Then she’s always right
And on that we can always agree”
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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This poem is one that I wrote for my wife on our recent 31st wedding anniversary.
| | Hitting Our Prime, Again
By Tom Mulhern
When your wedding anniversary is number thirty-one
There’s no big party with all sorts of fun
For thirty-one there’s no special gathering in store
Of relatives and friends, who choose this one to ignore
But it is our anniversary and I love you
And I’m glad that together we’ve made it through
31 years, which is just the right size
For this anniversary, but if I may generalize
It seems that one is not expected to have a memorable time
When the number of years of marriage is a number that is prime.
Mathematical footnote: a prime number can only be evenly divided by itself and the number one.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Pastors, ministers and priests also celebrate their ministerial anniversaries, as these pastor anniversary poems demonstrate.
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