Funny 50th Birthday Poem
Here is a funny 50th birthday poem which implies that, despite appearances to the contrary, there may be some advantages associated with being half a century old. By Tom Mulhern It’s your birthday, the big 5-0 Though part of you may want to say it ain’t so Without hardly trying, you’ve turned a new page Like it or not, it’s now middle age But middle age is not such a bad place to be From youthful indiscretions you’ve been set free Now you’ll finally get to find out What middle-aged indiscretions are all about. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com This next poem provides you with a brief rhyming excuse for not showing up with something of value for your friend or loved one’s 50th birthday. By Tom Mulhern Fifty Is nifty But you’ve been shifty So this year No gifty. © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com The 50th birthday poem that follows highlights what is perhaps the one unavoidable consequence of turning 50 in the United States. Come to think of it, this phenomenon could well be global (if it isn’t now, it’s just a matter of time). By Tom Mulhern Turning fifty isn’t so bad I’m not upset and I won’t get mad In fact the only thing that bothers me Are those membership offers from AARP © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com No collection of happy 50th birthday poems would be complete without an adjusted set of words for the traditional “Happy Birthday” song. If you’re not familiar with the tune, ask the nearest American to sing it for you. It's a requirement of citizenship. By Tom Mulhern Happy Birthday to you You’re fifty it’s true It’s only a number (And a pretty big one too) © 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com Click here to find another pageful of happy 50th birthday poems. Had enough funny 50th birthday poems? Click here to return to funny birthday poems. This will take you back to the Real-Funny-Poems home page.
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