Funny 30th Birthday Poems
Here are funny 30th birthday poems that find the humor involved with leaving your twenties behind and finally becoming an adult. Or at least reaching an age where most people expect you to act like an adult.
The following poem highlights the fact that there is an entire demographic group that is genetically programmed to look up to people in their thirties. That is, until they turn 5 and start going to school.
| | Maturity Has Its Rewards (Keep Telling Yourself That)
By Tom Mulhern
You’re thirty years old
And though it sounds cold
Your youth you must now overrule
But it’s not so bad
To be as old as your Dad
Was back when you thought he was cool
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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This next poem is one of my favorite funny 30th birthday poems. The hero in this poem, when faced with the reality of turning 30, demands a rule change.
| | Not Going Gracefully
By Tom Mulhern
It isn’t fair, that’s what I say
To go from twenty-nine to thirty in just one day
It’s much too drastic, it’s too big a change
It’s got me unsettled and it feels all strange
This shift is too sudden, it doesn’t seem right
To be twenties for ten years, then thirty overnight?
From twenties to thirties is heartless and mean
There really should be something in-between.
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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The following poem is about bravely looking forward to what the thirties will bring. Note that I said “bravely,” not “enthusiastically.”
| | Thirtieth Birthday Turnaround
By Tom Mulhern
When I turn 30, I think that I'll be
More responsible than back when I was young and carefree
I won't go to bars or stay out at night
The mistakes of my youth I'll finally set right
The wild oats I sowed will just go to seed
Their adrenaline rush I'll no longer need
The life of the party will be no more
Mature behavior is what's now in store
Yes, when I turn 30, my reputation I'll be restoring
Living the lifestyles of the old and the boring.
© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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Here is another one that fits in the category of “Funny 30th Birthday Poems That Imply There’s A Silver Lining In All This.” This particular category doesn’t work for everyone, but that doesn’t stop people like me from cranking them out.
| | On The Path To Wisdom (Are We There Yet?)
By Tom Mulhern
Thirty years of age
You’re not quite a sage
But at least you’ve made a start
You may have been burned
By the lessons you’ve learned
But how else would you take them to heart?
© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com
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