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Diane's 55 Birthday

by hrogers
(SATX)

San Antonio, Texas, riverwalk

San Antonio, Texas, riverwalk

H Rogers writes:

Diane is shy, yet she loves to correct spelling. She had a blast when she was young, and she enjoys eating healthy low fat foods.


Tom responds:

Well, H, when I read your succinct description of Diane, I said to myself, "Diane sounds like someone who would enjoy a limerick." Here it is.

Diane’s 55th Birthday
By Tom Mulhern

Diane eats a most healthy diet
And her younger days were a riot
But now she only starts yelling
When she finds a misspelling
Otherwise she's surprisingly quiet.


© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com


Happy Birthday, Diane!

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