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Cute Best Friend Poem


Here you’ll find a cute best friend poem (or two, or three) with a humorous twist. Please note that “cute” is an adjective that is meant to apply to the poem. Your best friend may be cute as well, but that judgment is yours alone to make.

Let’s jump right in with a poem about the size of a particular group of friends.

Every Day In Every Way . . .
By Tom Mulhern

My circle of friends
Seems larger of late
We’re not more numerous
We’ve just gained weight

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

This next poem is a limerick that stereotypically pokes fun at the favorite subject of conversation among a garrulous group of friends.

The Inexhaustible Topic
By Tom Mulhern

There once was a group of friends
Who could talk for hours on end
They’d laugh and carry on
From dusk until dawn
And mostly they made fun of men

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

There is another “best-friends-doing-things-together” stereotype that hasn’t yet been featured. The following poem corrects that oversight.

Spending More Than Time Together
By Tom Mulhern

When shopping with friends
We buy more than we need
A friend in greed
Is a friend indeed

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

Now for a poem that requires an advance apology: it’s more sweet than it is funny. I don’t know what came over me. It won’t happen again.

Best Friends
By Tom Mulhern

The very best kind of a very best friend
Is the kind with whom lots of time you can spend
Without getting tired of their personality
Nor irritated by any idiosyncrasy
That would in others get under your skin
But your friend can do it again and again

A friend who can finish the sentences you start
A friend you can tell what’s deep in your heart
A friend like this is beyond compare
And I’m sorry to say, is all too rare
So when you find one, hold on tight
And don’t give up without a good fight.

© 2009 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com

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