Ashley's 19th birthday

Some person writes:

Ashley is
sweet
caring
lovely
honest
kind
beautiful
adorable
sexy
apple pie
drinker

Tom replies:

Ashley, I don't know where you are from or who your thoughtful friend is, but what I do know has been poured into the following poem. Just for you.

Ashley’s 19th Birthday
By Tom Mulhern

Ashley, it seems, is sweet and caring
She may also be wild and daring

But that’s conjecture and we really don’t know
For her anonymous friend didn’t say so

However, she did say Ashley is honest and kind
And that she has a really beautiful . . . mind?

We don’t have her photo, and that is deplorable
So we’ll just have to imagine how sexy and adorable

Ashley really is, and if we try
We’ll picture her as sweet as apple pie

Although at times she may be a stinker
Like when she becomes a happy birthday drinker.

© 2010 by Tom Mulhern - www.Real-Funny-Poems.com


Happy Birthday, Ashley!

SBI!